The dinosaur log.

The mascot is an orange inflatable T-Rex. It will not be driving. It will not be supervising. It will be sitting there looking magnificent while a human does all of the actual responsible work.

Content starts here: short videos, experiments and the slow, ridiculous build-up to a road trip.

If you’re reading this early — hello. You’re here before it got weird.

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Here’s the deal, in writing, so future me can’t wriggle out of it:

1. The internet helps with a community goal of €33,000.
2. I sell my current HW3 Tesla. Its entire sale value goes toward the replacement.
3. I cover whatever difference remains.
4. We go live: a multi-day FSD Supervised road trip around Czechia, following the border regions and looping back to the start. The driving portions get livestreamed. With a dinosaur.

The campaign funds part of an upgrade. It is not buying anyone a free car.

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The website exists. It has a dinosaur, a funding goal and a disclaimer about Tesla, Inc. not being involved, which is how you know it’s a serious operation.

There are no numbers to report yet. When there are, they’ll be real ones.

Next: find out whether anyone other than me reads this.

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