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An internet experiment

Can the internet send a dinosaur around an entire country in a Tesla?

I own an older HW3 Tesla.

I want to upgrade to one that can properly experience newer FSD.

So naturally, I turned it into a crowdfunding experiment.

Community goal

€33,000

€0 raised 0%

Just getting started. The first euro is the funniest one.

An orange inflatable T-Rex next to an older dark Tesla at a Czech motorway rest stop at sunset, with a newer white Tesla in the distance.

How it works

The plan is stupidly simple.

  1. 01

    The internet helps

    Community goal:

    €33,000

  2. 02

    I sell my current Tesla

    Its entire sale value goes toward the replacement.

  3. 03

    I cover the rest

    The campaign is funding part of the upgrade, not buying me a completely free car.

  4. 04

    We go live

    A multi-day FSD Supervised road trip around Czechia.

    Following the border regions.

    Livestreamed.

    With a dinosaur.

The payoff

If the internet actually does this, I owe you something ridiculous.

  • One T-Rex
  • One FSD-capable Tesla
  • One entire country
  • One livestream

Around Czechia. LIVE.

The driving portions of the multi-day road trip will be livestreamed, and the entire adventure will be recorded.

Afterwards, the best moments will be turned into a proper FSDino video.

For brands

FSDino is opening a limited number of partnerships for the livestream, content and vehicle branding.

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Milestones

How far can the internet take a dinosaur?

Every milestone is a percentage of the €33,000 community goal.

  1. 10% €3,300

    The dinosaur becomes real

    T-Rex costume and proper FSDino content production begins.

    Next up

  2. 25% €8,250

    The content era

    More videos, experiments and road-trip planning.

    Not yet

  3. 50% €16,500

    The car search

    Serious search for the replacement Tesla begins.

    Not yet

  4. 75% €24,750

    Live prep

    Livestream production, route planning and preparation for the multi-day Czechia loop.

    Not yet

  5. 100% €33,000

    FSDino goes live

    Current Tesla sold.

    Replacement purchased.

    Owner covers the remaining difference.

    Multi-day Czechia loop happens.

    Driving portions livestreamed.

    Not yet

  6. 125% €41,250

    Bigger adventure

    Extra stops, community-selected detours and additional challenges along the route.

    Not yet

Why?

Do I need a newer Tesla?
No.
Does a T-Rex need FSD?
Also no.
Do I want to see whether the internet can make this happen?
Absolutely.
Join the experiment

Tiny arms.
Big dreams.

No one needs this.
That's exactly why it needs to happen.

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